Danny’s half-starved and daft close friend, Henry, suffers an overwhelming fear of the one thing he needs: blood.
Vampires
Reason for the Season
Jesus is drawn to a perfectly innocent, picturesque family of Christmas carolers singing his praises. Unfortunately for them, the pitfalls of resurrection have taken a most nasty toll on our Jewish carpenter over the last two millennium as they learn to their dismay that he is drawn not to their sweetness of their voices … but the sweetness of their flesh.
Dear Danny …
Henry consoles Danny after a wicked witch drives a stake through his heart with “the talk.”
The Zombie Vote
Danny encounters a group of wicked twisted, crusty old vampires who identify themselves as being Republican politicians scaring up the zombie vote.
