Resurrection isn’t all it’s cracked up to be for our Jewish carpenter.
Zombie Jesus
Reason for the Season
Jesus is drawn to a perfectly innocent, picturesque family of Christmas carolers singing his praises. Unfortunately for them, the pitfalls of resurrection have taken a most nasty toll on our Jewish carpenter over the last two millennium as they learn to their dismay that he is drawn not to their sweetness of their voices … but the sweetness of their flesh.
